Attended my sister in law’s college graduation last year and like most families, we decided to have a celebratory dinner after the ceremony. I know it’s hard to appease everyone when it comes to eating, but wouldn’t you let the recent graduate pick her favorite spot this one time? My girlfriend’s grandfather had other ideas. Being that I’ve never seen him stick around after any family events like concerts, funerals, or weddings, I guess I should have expected it.
He said, “Is their a burger joint around here? I’d like to get everyone a good burger.” Most of us pretended we didn’t hear his comments and luckily his idea was pushed aside. We decided on a nice sit down restaurant and had a pleasant evening. Grandpa didn’t make it to the restaurant, said he had a long drive or something. Here’s what he was really thinking…..